my friDAY

Well my day is going pretty good I guess.Well that is all I have for today.Stay classy fellow bloggers.

My wigger speech

areas I did good:
-high energy
-talked loud and clear
-made the class laugh...even my teacher
areas I need to work on
-actually practice my speech
-make the time limit
-looked at my card a lot

To my loving parents...

Ohh you know I'm not doin to shabby in this class. I expect to do about the same for next term. I have enjoyed making fun of Mrs. B and laughing with the rest of the class. I have not enjoyed working long hours on my speechs.(my personel message to my parents)-Dont listen to mrs. B!!she doesn't know what shes talkin about. Its all a scam!!She hates me and I am not candyworthy!haha!Well that is all I have for today. Stay classy fellow bloggers.The End.

Thought on this facebook shinanigans

I think facebook personally is a big joke. Although I have an account, I hardly ever use it. If they keep all the information and picture of me, so be it. I could really care less. The only thing I hate is that it is kind of spooky when people can later view them even if you delete it. That is all I have for today. Adios fellow bloggers. The End.

technology

I guess I am OK with technology. If it was not for technology, I would not be able to copy and past a 3 page essay for speech class. Another great example about technology is using this very lap top to research for my essay paper. I do not like this technology shinanigans because I do not know how to run any of it. Mrs. B makes fun of me and Blake because we are not very bright with this lap top thingy. Well that is all I have for today. Stay classy fellow bloggers. The End.

Da Yanks!

It all started when I was a young buck. The first actual MLB game that I watched on TV was my Yankees. They later lost to Arizona in the World Series but they were still my favorite team to watch. Now I like to watch them because they are all big and buff, just like me. Baseball also happens to be my favorite sport. If you are interested in checking out my yanks, feel free to check out their schedule. The Yankees Schedule.
Do not be surprised to see the Yankees go undefeated this year. For as much as they pay for their players and steroids, I don't think they will be beat. That is all I have for today. Adios fellow bloggers. Peace easy lil wheezy. Peace out girl scout. Amen girlfriend. A-Town, stay Down!The End.

Valentine's Day hangover for UCLA

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/bruin/2009/02/valentines-day.html

This event is about how the currently ranked 6th UCLA basketball team have lost their last two games. Both of these loses came in the wonderful state of Arizona. They lost to Arizona state earlier in the week then a huge loss to Arizona on Valentines Day. I picked this topic because I am big into college basketball. I think this proves that the PAC 10 conference has no competition. I guess that is why they play the game. Well that is all I have for the day. Stay classy fellow bloggers. The End.

My problem

The big problem that I have in my life is I am currently flirting with being in encore for English class. I find the class very difficult because Mr. Ed talks really fast and I am not very good with my English the way it is. I have not passed any of my last 4 quizzes in English so my grade keeps going down.

The only solution I have for this problem is to get help from people who are smart in English or go to encore in the mornings where Mr. Ed can help me with my assignments. Other than flirting with English encore, I do not have very many problems. Well that is all I have for today. Stay classy fellow bloggers. The End!Happy Valintines day to all, and to all a good night!

Valintines Day

I really don't know what my plans are for Valentines day. I usually don't make plans. I am one of those guys that what ever happens, happens. If my gfriend is lucky I might go watch her do her speech thingy and make fun of her. The chances of going are looking slim because I like to sleep in on Saturday morning but since its a holiday I might go. Then around noon I will probably take my other love in my life kyle out to eat at the the mall in Norfolk. After a hardcore afternoon, I will probably go home and take a nap. Then more than likely my annoying girlfriend will probably call and wake me up and force me to do something with her. I will probably tell her to zip her lip an tell her that I am goin to the pierce game. Then after the Pierce game if there is nothing going on, I will probably call Ashley and do whatever she wants to do. After thats all said and done, it wil probably be a decent day. Well that is all I have for today. Stay classy fellow bloggers!The End.

If i was a food

If I was a food I would probably be a steak. I am big, dark, full of protein,some fat and taste delicious. I picked a steak because it is my favorite food and we have a lot in common. Well that is all i have for today. Stay classy fellow bloggers! The End!

If I was a superhero

If I was a superhero, my name would be Shawn the Sexy Speedy Speedo Superhero. My powers would be getting good looking women with my good looking bod and showing off to the women with my speedy quickness. Not too many people have as good as looking body as Shawn the Sexy Speedy Speedo Superhero. This power works really good for me. I can easily get a good looking girl at the blink of an eye. I would use my speedy quickness to show off to the ladys that not only do I have an extremely good looking body, but my speed would also impress them as well. The only problem with this though, is that this does not run in the family. I am sorry Blake!Well that is all I have for today, stay classy fellow bloggers. The End.

7 choices

I stayed home Friday night because I was feeling sick and I knew the basketball game was going to be a blow out. It was a smart choice on my part. Another good choice I made was doing my homework last night and no I was not still sick(haha).

I also made some bad decisions this weekend. I kicked it with my lady friend after the basketball game. It was a bad choice because she is really boring. Another bad choice was eating at McDonalds.It was a bad choice because Gilbo made my burger and it did not taste very good. I also made a bad choice by washing my car this weekend. It was a bad choice because driving to town today, it got all muddy. Another bad choice I made this weekend was going to the basketball game. It was a good game but it was no fun when my voice hurt so bad, that I could not talk.

Last but not least, the greatest choice I made all weekend was eating at short stop. The lady likes me a lot so she gave me a discount. Well that is all I have for the day. Adios!Stay classy fellow bloggers!

Persuasive

My topic is Mexican immigrants coming into the United States. I would look into the past to see when Mexicans could not come into the United States. I would look into the future to see what the border patrol intends to do to keep aliens out of the United States. I will alos look for what what they are currently doing.

Persuasive

My night

My night
If I was going out on a night on the town I would probably spend a half hour to prepare to look fresh. Then I would call up my homeboys to hit up the library and do some serious studying. You know, the usual stuff we do on weekends. If we had time I would probably go visit my favorite teacher Mrs. B. Then we would all say our good byes and hit hay.

Homer Simpson
If I was Homer, I would hop off the couch and throw on some cologne. Then I would go with marge to a beautiful Mo's bar. We would probably drink some tasty duffs beer. Then if shes lucky she might get a good night kiss.

Opposite Gender
If I was the opposite gender I would spend 3 hours getting ready for the night. We would probably hit up the night club for some fun. We would see our good friends from around the area. Then we would cry because the fun night is over.

Living in the 1950s
I would probably go dressed in my sweater that my grand ma knitted me. Then I would go watch a pro baseball game. I would see the hundreds of fans that would be rooting on the home team. I would probably take my best friend Ted Ginn Jr to the game with me. Then we would end our night watching the home team win.

Fish
I would take a quick bath in my fishbowl to get ready. Then I would swim to the deepest part of my fishbowl for fun. I would see nothing but the surface of the fishbowl. Then when I'm done with this excitement I would probably swim back to the top.

If I was a caveman
If I was a caveman I would change into a new leaf for the night. Then I would take my lovely Shines in the Moon out to eat at the Bedrock Cafe. We would see nothing but the all you can eat buffet and each others beautiful faces. Then when the night is over, I would take her money and drop her off in Ponca Nebraska.
The End!

Day after my speech

No I did not achieve my short goals because I think Mrs. B hates me.I'm not on the right track because I received a 76 on my speech. The End.

Speech Day!

Other than losing my place a few times and throwing my poster boards all over the room, I would have to say that it went alright. It made people laugh so I guess it was a good speech. Mrs. B didn't say how long this had to be so I guess I'm done for the day. Tootles an The End.

What I am goin to do to Ace my speech tommorow

I am pretty sure I am going to ace my speech tomorrow. I have put in numerous hours of hard work and dedication to get a good grade on this speech. I will probably go home today after school and study till nine in the afternoon. Your eyes are as size of the moon. You could ’cause you can so you do. We’re feeling so good, as sang by Panic at the Disco. Then I will probably get a pass from my loving father and mother saying I was at home working very hard on my speech. I will probably practice more than what other people think I will though. Hopefully I will put on a great performance and get a good grade. The End and God Bless!

What i think about speech class

I think a lot about our speech class. Some is good and some is bad. I like the class because it is very enjoyable and Mrs. B is easy to make fun of. Not only is she easy to make fun of, she can also be funny at times.This rarely happens. I also have fun making fun of Blake. Blake is not the brightest crayon in the box so he always makes class interesting. The only thing I hate about speech class would have to be the homework. I had to stay up till one o'clock this morning writing my speech that she needs so much. She is very lucky that I give it my all in that class. Another negative thing about the class is that she does not like you to practice your speech with your laptop open. She will get very angry with you. I would highly recommend taking this class to everybody at Pierce High. Stay classy fellow bloggers! The End.

favorite sport

I happen to like many sports so it is very difficult for me to choose my favorite sport. Football is probably my favorite because of the excitement that we have had in the past two years. It was pretty cool winning state two years in a row. Intramural basketball is probably my favorite activity. It is a lot of fun to watch especially when none of us are even close to being good at basketball. Intramural basketball brings a lot of laughter in my life. Baseball is a close second behind football because I really enjoy it. Although we are not very good, we still have a lot of fun playing and joking around. It is also in the summer so you don't have to worry bout homework. Another favorite activity of mine in the summer is tanning in my speedo. Many people mistake me for a Mexican with my lovely dark tan.The End and God Bless.

thought on school computers

Personally, I think the laptops are a waste of money and time. First off, our school doesn't have enough money the way it is. If our school is too poor to afford Kleenexes, then something is seriously wrong. The money could be put into better use. The only thing I like about the laptops for are listening to music and playing games. Second off, I believe they are a waste of time. They're are not very many people that know a lot about computers. I also believe they are a big distraction to our school. They're are a lot of kids in our school that are spending more time listening to music on their laptop instead of listening to their teacher. That is what I strongly believe. The End.

my wish

If I could have one wish, I would wish for a date with Jessica Simpson watching the sun set at Huntington Beach California in my speedo. I think Jessica would be lucky to have a date with me in the first place but I think it would be fun. She would probably want my bod, but I'm not that kind of guy. I am more of a gentleman. I chose Huntington Beach because of the beautiful scenery. I chose to wear a speedo because it shows off my hot bod. If Jessica is lucky enough, she might get a good night kiss. The End.

Favorite Book

I do not like to read at all, but if i had to choose a favorite book I would have to say something by Gordon Truman. I like a lot of Gordon's books.His Left Behind series is my favorite. His stories are full of excitement and adventure. I like books that are exciting because I can stay awake reading them. When I was younger, Mrs. B gave me a detention once for sleeping while I was reading. That is because I was reading a boring book. She was not very happy with me at all. Till this day I still read the Left Behind series. The End

School Lunches

What is there to say about school lunches other than horrible?I think we should be like some of the other schools around the area and get out of school to eat at actual resterants. Not only would it be good for the students but also for the businesses in Pierce. Most of the kids at Pierce Public School think the food is horrible so I believe something should be done about this. I know the lunch ladies work hard, but the little money that pierce has to buy food is the reason we have such horrible food. I hope this is soon to change. The End.

Facorite Class

I really don't like school but if I had to choose a favorite class I think it would have to be trig. Mr. Sankson makes the class fun. You never know what kind of mood he will be in when he teaches. Sometimes he even forgets to teach. When we had our late start, he was a half hour late thinking that we didn't have school today. I also like him because I think he is funny. Although he might not try to be funny, just the way he acts makes me laugh. Plus it is also a lot of fun to ding-dong-ditch him on weekends. Although he might not be the greatest teacher, I believe he is the funniest. The End.

Plans for the future

I am currently undecided. I want to be a male model, but I think I am way better looking than the other models so i don't want to make them feel bad. I am attending Southeast Community College in Milford this October. If modeling doesn't work, I plan on moving somewhere close back home and start my own construction business. My other goal for the future is to live past 25. If i make that goal i have it made! The End.

Barack Obama

Today during speech class, we watched President Obama give his inaugural address. You could tell he was nervous at the begging when he stumbled on his oath. During his speech, it showed many Americans there to support our first black president. I think Barack truly deserved to be president. He overcame many obsticles to become our president. It is good to see whites and blacks joining together to become one nation. The End.

Favorite place I've visited

My favorite place I've ever visited is Mexico. I went there on a Cruz with my family. It was cool meeting new people from a different culture than me. Their economy doesn't have much money, so it makes me appreciate ours just that much more. Sitting on the beach of the Gulf of Mexico was probably my favorite part. It was also nice having the whole family there to enjoy this experience. The End.

10 favorite music artists

My favorite music artist is Lil Wayne. He has some really good songs and he doesn't care what other people think of him. I also like Red Hot Chili Peppers, Schwayze, Lil Wyte, MC Hammer, The Beatles, The Beeges, Lil John, Madonna, Brittney Spears, Frank Sonatra, and Bob Segar.

txt language

My bff BS, hes da man! Da man dat can! Da man dat love da Dan! idk wat he does! Hes fo sho da man!B-Unit iz busy n da izzy!He so busy, tis fro iz fizzy!Tis asignment iz cheezy!So cheezy itz wheezy.Tis so kold tis freezy. K-Unit OUT!! Peazy! Duces! Mucho Amor! TTYL! C~ya! Te En!

Goalllllllllllll!!!!!

A goal for me this year is to stay out of trouble. I have had some trouble with this in the past. My goal for this week is to get a B+ or higher on my English narrative paragraph. My goal for the month is to have a B or higher in English.I believe that English is the hardest subject.That is why i am setting my goals toward English. That is all i have for today.The End and God Bless!

Day Number 3

In my younger years i used to stay up till the late hour watching tv. The infomercial that always seemed to be playing is the nutrasystem commercial. Dan Marino(who is old) lost 22 pounds!Wow!Its probably the longest commercial i have ever seem in my whole young life. Chirs Berman(who is fat) went back back back back.....GONE!He lost 40 pounds.Wow! I still think that this commercial is anoying.The End.

Where do I start?Well Keyshawn the weather man Koehler is currently looking outside at the beautiful white powdery snow. I wish I was currently in Huntington Beach California with my boy(Jamarcus Blunk) at my side. By the looks of things, i'm going to guess that we will get out by 1:30.Yeppy!I am also currently giggling at Brittney Brown. Maybe because she is funny....looking!!haha!Well that is all I have for today.Don't be a fool, stay in school!The End.

bout me

My name is Keyshawn Marlin Koehler. I am forced to do this blog shinanigans by my speech teacher.I am a white 18 year old male that likes ping pong. Im currently wearing white sox. In my free time i like to go fishing with my friends. The End.