My night

My night
If I was going out on a night on the town I would probably spend a half hour to prepare to look fresh. Then I would call up my homeboys to hit up the library and do some serious studying. You know, the usual stuff we do on weekends. If we had time I would probably go visit my favorite teacher Mrs. B. Then we would all say our good byes and hit hay.

Homer Simpson
If I was Homer, I would hop off the couch and throw on some cologne. Then I would go with marge to a beautiful Mo's bar. We would probably drink some tasty duffs beer. Then if shes lucky she might get a good night kiss.

Opposite Gender
If I was the opposite gender I would spend 3 hours getting ready for the night. We would probably hit up the night club for some fun. We would see our good friends from around the area. Then we would cry because the fun night is over.

Living in the 1950s
I would probably go dressed in my sweater that my grand ma knitted me. Then I would go watch a pro baseball game. I would see the hundreds of fans that would be rooting on the home team. I would probably take my best friend Ted Ginn Jr to the game with me. Then we would end our night watching the home team win.

Fish
I would take a quick bath in my fishbowl to get ready. Then I would swim to the deepest part of my fishbowl for fun. I would see nothing but the surface of the fishbowl. Then when I'm done with this excitement I would probably swim back to the top.

If I was a caveman
If I was a caveman I would change into a new leaf for the night. Then I would take my lovely Shines in the Moon out to eat at the Bedrock Cafe. We would see nothing but the all you can eat buffet and each others beautiful faces. Then when the night is over, I would take her money and drop her off in Ponca Nebraska.
The End!